Tuesday, March 1, 2011

On the State of my Swagger.

I'm trying to sing Boom Boom Pow, gotta get-get -- without any accompaniment.

My fourteen year old says, "Um, no that's not what's up with your swagger."

I say, "But I thought you were all up in my swagger -- and I'm upset about that."


"Are you messing up my swagger?"


"What are you doing to my swagger?"

"I'm copying your swagger."

"Ah, well, THAT makes sense. Who wouldn't copy my swagger?"

"I wouldn't."

"That's because you're so 2000 and late."


"Won't stop!"

"Please stop."

Et cetera.

Later ... I will give you an update on the state of my swagger.


Noun: A very confident and typically arrogant or aggressive gait or manner.