Sunday, February 13, 2011

Three-Year-Old Suspect

Dave says, "Who keeps going through my desk drawer, uncapping all of my Chapsticks, twisting them all the way up and leaving them like that?"

My response: "I believe that would be the same person who rubbed that gritty toothpaste into my new necklace, which I didn't realize until I sniffed the gritty pasty stuff on my chest in a restaurant and found it to be very minty-scented."

"He's developing a real M.O.."

"It's not good."