Wednesday, October 13, 2010

RSVP to an Invitation to Serve on College Reunion Committee

Dear [Name withheld to protect the innocent -- and well-meaning],

In addition to being surly throughout college, I was an ass at the last reunion. I crashed the neighboring reunions in other parts of the building, pretended to know people there. I drank too many cocktails. I made up an impromptu Q and A panel and grilled people about their pasts. (Actually, I think people liked the Q and A panels as a line started to form to be the next grilled. But I digress.) I'm obnoxious and off-putting when around my college cohorts. I revert. I'm the last person who should be on the reunion committee.

In fact, I should probably be barred from all future reunions.

Sincerely -- Go Greyhounds!

Julianna Baggott
www.juliannabaggott.com