"Santa is cweepy," the three year old says.
I try to reason with him. "I know, he sees you while you're sleeping and all, but still we should let him in just to put presents under the tree."
"He can put dem in the car."
"Do we have to have Christmas morning in the car?"
Later, the three-year-old is singing, "Oh, you better watch out! You better watch out! You better watch out!" Those are the only lyrics he knows. It doesn't bode well.