Otis (3 years old) will longer wear buttons. You don't realize how prevalent buttons hare until someone's sworn them off. (Is this an Amish thing?)
We drove past a neon BURGER KING sign that was all blown out except for URGE.
We don't own a microwave (OCD, let's not get into it, okay?). But my 13 year old said today, "When I get my first apartment, I'm going to buy 50 microwaves, set them all to high at the same time, and soak it in -- to make up for lost time."