Tuesday, April 28, 2009

April Quotes

Easter Quotage
"And the grown men have once again taken over the egg toss."

After the Easter Egg Hunt Quotage
"We'll be mowing jellybeans all summer."

Passive Potty Training Quote
"Hey, we ran out of diapers. You want to sit on the potty?"

Sunday, April 19, 2009

April Fools?

My husband pointed out a bumper sticker to me yesterday that said "I love my wife."

I said, "That's perverted."

He said, "You know it was a gift ... from his wife."

"And she's the one who affixed it."

"Or maybe he's one of those people who believes in love..."

"Or bumper stickers."

It was silent for a moment.

"He loves his wife," I said. "I guess everybody's got a fetish these days."