My husband pointed out a bumper sticker to me yesterday that said "I love my wife."
I said, "That's perverted."
He said, "You know it was a gift ... from his wife."
"And she's the one who affixed it."
"Or maybe he's one of those people who believes in love..."
"Or bumper stickers."
It was silent for a moment.
"He loves his wife," I said. "I guess everybody's got a fetish these days."